Goals Of My Uneventful Life
Before I die, there are certain things I would like to do. This is my list of things I hope to have done, completed or experienced before I am called.
1. Get married
2. Have sex
3. Get a tatoo
4. Pierce my belly button
5. See Europe
6. Have something published
7. Wear black make up in public
8. Flash someone
9. Go to MTV's Spring Break
10. Read and enjoy at least one piece of classical literature
Now this list isn't entirely correct because a. it is the condensed version, b. it's been edited for the benefit of my audience and for my own personal safety. and c. I hope to accomplish more than ten measley things in my lifetime!
1. Get married
2. Have sex
3. Get a tatoo
4. Pierce my belly button
5. See Europe
6. Have something published
7. Wear black make up in public
8. Flash someone
9. Go to MTV's Spring Break
10. Read and enjoy at least one piece of classical literature
Now this list isn't entirely correct because a. it is the condensed version, b. it's been edited for the benefit of my audience and for my own personal safety. and c. I hope to accomplish more than ten measley things in my lifetime!
posted by Lost Soul at 8:36 PM
1 Comments:
1. Good luck to ya there.
2. Doesnt that go with point one?
3. That can be dangerous- AIDS, STD's, ect. Just dont go somewhere where they do tatoo's, piercings, and/or pawn shop.
4. See point above.^
5. I will go with you.
6. I promise to make all my English classes read providing it isn't sex based.
7. Umm ok.
8. That can be dangerous as you have HUGE boobs.
9. I will watch for you.
10. Hey I have tried to help you out here but do you want my help? NNNNOOOOO.
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